Speaking of: Scrolling on the Toilet

I used to look at my usage of social media apps while on the toilet as proof of how addicted Americans have become to internet media, living on such a short leash that not even a quick poop can go by without wanting to scroll through a few memes.

But the more I thought about it, the more I realized combining poop time and social media time is actually about as efficient as you can get. You're likely going to do both of these things for at least a few minutes every day, and neither accomplishes much that's traditionally "productive." So doing them together really just makes sense, doesn't it? Consolidate all the "unproductive" time?

I'm officially very pro-Insta poop.